1. Offering fruit, eggs or yogurt to 19-year-old girls for breakfast results in blank stares.
2. Watching 3 19-year old girls get out of the house for a day at the beach can be very amusing.
3. A “day at the beach” for 19-year-old girls means leaving the house at noon.
4. 19-year-old girls don’t know how much sunscreen they’ll need for a day at the beach. But, they’re pretty sure they’ll need a 12 pack of soda.
5. It really is possible to just lose an entire day to inertia.
6. Despite lying on the couch and turning the pages, whatever Nathan’s doing with “Invisible Man” he is absolutely NOT reading it.
7. No matter how loudly he plays it or how wildly he dances to it, Nathan’s “music” still sounds like The Swedish Chef at 78 rpm.
8. Nathan had tortellini for breakfast.
9. We really have nothing sweet in the pantry.
10. Cereal doesn’t count as something sweet.
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